• The Travails of Blind Bifford Jelly: Introduction
• Introducing Blind Bifford Jelly
• How Biff Greets His Audience
• Biff Fucks a Pig
• How Blind Biff Vanquished the Worm
• Blind Biff Searches for God
• Always a Little Further: How Blind Biff has a Shit on the Way
• Blind Biff Visits the Countryside
• Blind Biff Visits Highgate Cemetary
• Biff Encounters a Blackpool Local
• How Blind Biff Shat Outside the British Museum
• B.B. Celebrates the Death of the Queen Mother
• Blind Biff Celebrates the Edge of the World
• Of the Strange Way Blind Biff Interrupted His Journey
• Of The Strange Way Which Blind Biff Sneezed and Lost His Arm
• How Blind Biff Recruited Eric
• Biff Explains how the Big Ones Eat the Little Ones
• Robert Eats Eric
• The Nation Celebrates the Coming of the Plague
• How B.B. Jelly Swung the Mace in Parliament
• The Trial
• How Blind Biff Grovelled at Court
• How Blind Biff Snivelled at the Scaffold
• How Blind Biff Sneezed and Escaped the Execution
• Off on Another Adventure